Terminal Force (1989)

Category: Action
Director: Fred Olen Ray
Babes: Angela Porcell

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Story: An investigator named Nick has been suspended for over-using his firearm. As kidnapers just made things personal he realizes that he doesn’t need his badge to shoot at badguys.

Babe

Angela Porcell as Christin Gale
The daughter of a mobster turned snitch that gets kidnapped and thrown into a cellar. Has awesome tits and therefore stays topless for most of the film.

Angela Porcell

Pizza-time

Token shower-scene

Just add oil

Ultimate cleavage

Laugh out loud dialogue and Angela Porcell’s naked tits is all this film has going for itself. So bad it’s good but not good enough.
Babescore: 6/10
Moviescore: 4/10

Robotrix (1991)

Category: Sci-fi, Cyborgs
Director: Jamie Luk
Babes: Amy Yip/Chikako Aoyama/Hui Siu-Dan

Trailer

Story: A mad scientist transfers his mind to a wicked robot, which then embarks on a program of kidnapping, rape and murder, during which a female detective is killed. To fight the robot, the police woman's corpse is then made into a robotrix...

Babes

Chikako Aoyama as Linda
A bodyguard that dies while on duty and gets remodeled as a police cyborg. Has some of the most perfect tits I have ever seen.

A robot, female robot.

Chikako lovemaking

Chikako on top

Them apples

Amy Yip as Anna
A robot researcher that has advanced skills in hiding her boobs even during sex scenes (no nudity from Amy sadly enough).

"How do we play?"

Great!

Grunt?

Hui Siu-Dan as Dr. Sara
Creates robots for a living and almost ends up getting raped to death by a mad cyborg.

In the year 2005

It's "Asian"

It's "Asian"

An actually good sci-fi film featuring two of the bustiest Asian actresses in the leads. You know you'll want to see this.
Babescore: 8 tits out of 10
Moviescore: 7 cyborgs out of 10

Erotic Ghost Siren (2004)

Category: Horror/Softcore
Director: Satoshi Torao
Babes: Sora Aoi

Trailer

Story: A gang of depraved bankrobbers pull of a heist and decide to kidnap a young girl as they hide from the local police. One by one they end up dead. Could this be greed or could the strange and sexually frustrated woman they just kidnapped have something to do with it?

Babe

Sora Aoi as Yumi
A murderous and sexually frustrated demon in the shape of a beautiful young girl. She feeds on men’s greed by fucking them and thereby killing them.

Here comes trouble

"better than food"

Awesome scene

Sora sexes to death

Rehydrating her lips

Epic boobage

Even though 99.9% will watch it for Sora being in it it’s quite a decent film taken in the low budget and the quick production. Not the most original plot and not even the slightest bit scary (which is something i think horror should at least try to be) but some good acting and.... Sora’s tits, reason enough already.
7 tits out of 10
5 movie-reels out of 10

Camp Fear (1991)

Category: Horror
Director: Thomas Edward Keith
Babes: Peggy McIntaggart/Savannah/Michelle Bauer

Trailer

Story: Some sorority sisters opt for camping in the woods with a handsome professor instead of a Palm Springs spring break. However, their orgy is interrupted when some Druids find them and decide they need to sacrifice them to prevent the apocalypse at the start of the new millennium.

Babes

Peggy McIntaggart as Tiffany
A goofy gal that goes camping and gets stabbed to death by a giant caveman.

Peggy sleeps in silk while camping!

Peggy's cavecleavage

Michelle Bauer as “Dorm Girl #1“
A student that makes coffee and takes long hot showers.

Savannah as “Dorm Girl #2“
Smoking hot blond that undresses in front of her friends and knows that the key to higher learning starts with a soapy shower.

"Is the shower ready?"

Savannah in shower

More comedy than horror and an all out shitfest. Has the incredibly hot Peggy as one of the leads, sadly enough it’s a fully clothed Peggy. Only real babe-worth is the shower scenes in the beginning.

Barb Wire (1996)

Category: Sci-fi/Action/Wasteland
Director: David Hogan
Babes: Pamela Anderson

Trailer

Story: 21st century. USA. The 2nd civil war. The whole country is in a state of emergency. What was formerly called the American Congress now rules with fascistic methods. There is only one free city left, Steel Harbor, headquarter for the resistance. This is the hometown of Barb Wire, owner of the night club Hammerhead. As times aren't good, Barb has a second job. She's a bounty hunter and you probably wouldn't want her after you. Barb's credo is to never take sides for anybody and that's the only way to survive these days. As her former lover Axel Hood appears asking for a favor, Barb suddenly finds herself to be key player on high political stage. Now she has to take sides...

Babe

Pamela Anderson.... no introduction needed.

Intro

[ Barb wire / 1996 ] from xx66xx on Vimeo.

If looks could kill

Most bikergirls do NOT look like that

Want some company?

Licking her lips

"What did you call me?"

Thats what i call fake tits.

Love me some busty blondes and love me some sci-fi from the 90’s but this PG-13 one is far from the best in any of the two categories. Pamela is hot and all but she looks a bit to plastic for my taste and she carries the whole babe-weight all on her own.

Evils Of The Night (1985)

Category: Aliens/Horror/Slasher
Director: Mohammed Rustam
Babes: Amber Lynn/G.T. Taylor

Trailer

Story: Sex-hungry teens are kidnapped by auto mechanics, who take them to a rural hospital run by aliens who need their blood as the key to their own longevity.

Babes

Amber Lynn: A pornstar that’s known for making spoof-porn and sci-fi oriented pornography. Had a couple of roles as “token stripper” in 80’s action but this is her only bigger role in non-pornographic cinema.

Amber Lynn catches boyfriend

G.T. Taylor: Cute blond that’s nice to look at but can’t act for shit. For some reason she never gets naked! Why oh why??

Doll face

That top stays on the whole film...

Mohammed tried to copy Roger Corman and even though it has a lot of charm and a ton of potential it ends up being more boring than B. Same goes for the babes/nudity. Both G.T. Taylor and Karrie Emerson are ultimate babes but never get into anything saucy. Instead Mohammed has rented pornstars to do the little bit of nudity in the film and those scenes are often to dark and weird to give any satisfaction.

Angel Fist (1993)

Category: Martial Arts
Director: Cirio H. Santiago
Babes: Melissa Moore/Catya Sassoon

Trailer

Story: An assassination in the Philippines is caught on film by kickboxer Christy, which leads to her death at the hands of radicals intent on disrupting peace talks. Her sister Kat, a Los Angeles police officer, comes to Manila to try and bring justice to the people responsible. She enters the kickboxing tournament in order to get closer to the nefarious agents, and begins unravelling the twisted plan while narrowly evading the wrath of the Death Brigades.

Babes

Melissa Moore as Lorda
A kickboxing babe that hangs around kickboxing events and gets raped by Phillipino bookies.

Melissa Moore

Melissa showering

I'm a sucker for tits in white tanktops

Melissa in trouble

Catya Sasson as Kat Lang
A silicone altered policewoman that infiltrates kickboxing tournaments and prefers her fighting to be done naked and soaked in babyoil.

Catya smoking

In no way is this proper kickboxing attire!

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A female martial arts film in the style of Kickboxer and American Ninja. Has tons of bad dialogue, some really good fighting and a decent amount of naked flesh in it. The fact that Melissa Moore shows her tits at 3 occasions is reason enough to go and pick it up.

Nudity/babe score: 6 out of 10

The actual movie: 5 out of 10.