Thursday, May 29, 2014

To The Limit (1995)

Category: Action
Director: Raymond Martino
Babes: Anna Nicole Smith/Catherine Weber/Coralisa Gines
Trailer
Story: Colette is an attractive ex-CIA agent seeking revenge against a ruthless villan and his organization of trained assasins for the murder of her husband while the man is also after mobster Frank Di Vinci for his own personal reasons. It isn't long before the paths of both Colette and Frank meet whom they share the same vendetta against the same man and they reluctnaly try to co-operate with each other to bring him down.

Babes
Anna Nicole Smith: Grinding, bathing, showering and shooting people has never looked better than when Anna does it.
Anna Nicole Smith
Anna pleasing herself in tub
Ultimate babe
Anna Nicole sex scene
Anna in a black wig
Anna pleasing herself in shower
Anna on top
Anna Nicole 2nd sex scene

Catherine Weber: Asian girl that did a handful of sleazy cinema appearances in the mid 90‘s (Siren's Kiss). Only stars in the film for about 10 seconds but still finds time to whip them out.
Ignore the hairy man
Coralisa Gines: Another Asian that i think worked as an erotic dancer and got herself a role in this film as a hot assassin. Never seen her in anything else though.
Coralisa's deadly massage

Late-night action flick from the 90‘s. Tons of tits and action but far from a good film.

Friday, May 23, 2014

Sorority House Massacre 3: Hard To Die (1990)

Category: Slasher
Director: Jim Wynorski
Babes: Bridget Carney/Gail Harris/Melissa Moore/Karen Mayo-Chandler
Trailer
Story: While doing the inventory for a lingerie outlet in a high rise office building, five attractive women are terrorised by a series of bizarre killings. They suspect that the strange janitor, who witnessed another series of killings years back, is at the bottom of the whole thing. Little do they know the real horror that they face in the end.

Babes
Bridget Carney: Runs around in one hell of a red outfit until she gets sprayed by a sprinkler and needs to take a hot shower. She then replaces that red outfit with a blue bra and panties. (haha)
Bridget relaxing with Melissa
Bridget Carney showers
Missed a spot
Gail Harris: This screamqueen spends most of the film in her underwear.
Looking good
Flaunting while hiding
Melissa Moore: Tall and voluptuous blonde that promotes women showering together.
Boobs
Melissa and Karen
Karen Mayo-Chandler: Not a big role and doesnt do much but still worth to mention.
Karen having sex for underwear

Guns, boobs, sleaze and blood. What more can you ask from a film?

Monday, May 19, 2014

Sorority House Massacre 2 (1990)

Category: Slasher
Director: Jim Wynorski
Babes: Gail Harris/Bridget Carney/Melissa Moore/Dana Bentley/Barbii/Stacia Zhivago
Trailer
Story: Five college women buy the old Hokstedter place for their new sorority house. They got it cheap because of the bloody incidents from five years before. They decide to stay in it for the night so they can meet the movers in the morning, but begin to get the creeps when the weird neighbor Orville Ketchum starts poking around. Shortly after the women take showers and consult a Ouija board they begin experiencing an attrition problem.

Babes
Gail Harris: Cute girl and a known face in early sleeze by Jim Wynorski. Runs around in a wet white tanktop most of the film.
Never wears a bra
Gail Harris changing clothes

Bridget Carney: Unknown face that only had minor role’s in a few films. Still  a banging body and that stripscene sure hits the spot.
Bridget Carney striptease


Melissa Moore: Awful but hot actress that has had a ton of roles in “so bad it’s good” films through the years.
Melissa Moore
Melissa flashing

Dana Bentley: Like her better in short hair. Still hot though.
Why a wig?
Barbii: Pornstar that had a short career in slashers.
Perky

Stacia Zhivago: Her one and only role in cinema.
Stacia Zhivago and Melissa Moore showering

A titload of tits and has more babes than the majority off all softcore and exploitation films have. Top job Jim!
Under all the tits and babes hides an entertaining slasher way more entertaining than its prequel.

Friday, May 16, 2014

Sorority House Massacre (1986)

Category: Slasher
Director: Carol Frank
Babes: None
Nudity?: Yes but only for a couple of seconds.
Trailer
Story: A little girl's brother kills the whole family but her (she escapes by hiding in the basement). He is committed, and she grows up with a new family, eventually going to college, where she joins a sorority. Due to a memory block, she doesn't remember that the sorority house was her childhood house. Her brother senses her presence in the house and escapes so he can finish the job he was unable to complete.

Try on Cindy's clothes (this is as hot as it gets)

The movies title and the poster that came with it all tells us this should be a proper nudieflick. Sadly this is not the case and unlike it’s sequels it contains no babes and barely any nudity.
For slasher-fans only. Both sequels are actually better, which is something rare.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Dog Days (1970)

Category: Comedy
Director: Jan Haldoff
Babe: Christina Lindberg
Nudity?: Yes!


Story: Somewhere in the archipelago outside Sandhamn lives the barber Assar Gustafsson and his 17-year old daughter Anna-Bella. Out of the blue his wife comes back after five years of absence. She starts up a brothel in their bath house with the girl as the main attraction, a brothel that attracts various men from all over. The browbeaten Assar starts to make arrangements for his wife's permanent absence.

Babe
Christina Lindberg: Her first film after breaking through as a pinup in Swedish erotica. Swedish cinema has never looked so beautiful before.
Innocence
Beauty
Christina Lindberg - Dog Days

Goddess
Cleavage

Beautiful Swedish scenery and great acting but a weak and awkward plot. A bit to strange and surreal for my taste. The fact that this was Christinas first attempt at cinema makes it classic though.

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Thriller: A Cruel Picture (1974)

Category: Exploitation/Action
Director: Bo Arne Vibenius
Babes: Christina Lindberg
Nudity?: Yes! The re-release that i watched also had a couple of hardcore scenes edited into the film.
Trailer
Story: A young woman, muted after a sexual assault as a child, is trained to seek violent revenge on those who have wronged her after being kidnapped and forced to work as a prostitute.

Babes
Christina Lindberg: The ultimate babe in exploitation with numerous role's ranging from rougher films like this to Asian pinkyfilms and erotic dramas. Even though she's clearly blessed in the chestdepartment she has a young look going on.
Not so tender
Taking clients (hardcore warning!)

The premise of the film is dark and deals with male violence and abuse against women. It might be sick to give it a high babe/nude score but since Christina and sex is involved it would be even more sick to ignore it. She’s just to damn hot for that.
Out of all the revengeflicks from the 60‘s-70‘s this Swedish film is one of my favorite.

Bad Girls From Mars (1990)

Category: Comedy/Horror
Director: Fred Olen Ray
Babes: Dana Bentley/Edy Williams/Jasae
Nudity?: Yes!
Trailer

Story: Someone is killing off the female leads of the movie production "Bad Girls from Mars." The producers feel they should try to finish the film, even though they're making a lucrative amount from insurance payoffs, so they fly in European sex bomb Emanuelle as the new lead. Emanuelle immediately begins embarrassing the producers by leading a wild party life around town. Meanwhile the killings continue, and detectives try to stop the fiend responsible.

Babes
Dana Bentley: Has appeared in a couple of slashers. Cute face, awesome hair and a banging body to go with it. The only reason anyone should sit through this mess of a movie.
Best of Dana

Hell yes!!

Dana Bentley vs Edy Williams

Edy Williams: Used to be the shit back in the 60‘s. This was shot in the 90‘s. Self explanatory.
Undressing in car
Jasae: A pornstar more known as Elise Di Medici that apparently has made a ton of bondage-porn in her days. Bland girl with tiny fake tits.
She "sucked" him down to size

Worth watching for Dana Bentley. Everyone else look either tired or old.
Mess of a movie and not even the least entertaining

Monday, May 12, 2014

Skyscraper (1996)

Category: Action
Director: Raymond Martino
Babe: Anna Nicole Smith
Nudity?: Yes!


Trailer

Story: A helicopter charter soon turns deadly when the female pilot finds that she is on a building held by terrorists. It is up to her and her husband to save the hostages.

Babes
Anna Nicole Smith was a voluptuous goddess at her peak but unfortunately she runs around in a jumpsuit most of the film. She’s also the punshingbag of the film getting thrown of buildings, punched, strangled and even raped. So hey, even if you hate Anna this might be a film for you.

Anna smudged

Lovemaking


Tit gif

More lovemaking


Nobody seems to like her

Not quite lovemaking


Cowgirl
It has both Anna and sex so.. instant win.
A poor mans version of Die Hard with more focus on tits than dialogue